Cold War - So Hot Right Now!!!

The potential Cold War with Russia is the biggest thing to hit the catwalks since SARS.

Spastique Caught up with fashion forecaster and general communist bastard Vladislav Solovyov in Moscow to interrogate him fully.

SM: So Vladi, what's this Cold War trend your predicting all about then?

VV: Well all the club kids in Moscow have started taking polonium 210 in order to fuck themselves up.

SM: Can't that kill you or something?

VV: Nah, you western pussy! - I eat depleted uranium for breakfast.

SM: What?

VV: Yeah, Chernobyl Crunch it's a Russian breakfast favorite.

SM: So what does Polonium 210 do then?

VV: It just helps you to look cool - Like a punk - Like a cracked out bald punk with radiation poisoning.

SM: Sounds good, you know that cracked out punks is an up and coming look for SS 09?

VV: Yes, That's what I've just told you.

Pixelate

New JPOP accessories collection 'Pixelate' released.

Famous Swedish milliner and accessories designer JPOP has released an amazing new range of hats and face masks that pixelate your face so that you can look like that dirty binge drinking pikey on the latest episode of Booze Britain.

Spastique tracked down JPOP during his busy Paris schedule to ask about the new collection.

"Well it's a statement on the increasing use of surveillance in modern cities and it debilitating effect on creativity, spontaneity and freedom" he went on to say "that and an old episode of police, camera, action I watched the other day... my friend had it on an old VHS he found...Ha Ha Alister Stewart was such a dick...Ha Ha... London tonight what a loser."

Whist a few press samples went out to magazines and boutiques a spokesperson for JPOP's PR company who cannot be named for legal reasons has informed us the collection will not be in the shops until late 2009.  

EXCLAMATION MARKS! - the new question marks?

Do you remember a time when every thing was like wham!, new!, smash hits!. For to long now it's all been Credit crunch?, date rape?, Surgery? well it's good news question marks are officially out and exclamation marks are officially back! 

How do I use the exclamation mark? the answer ACCESSORISE!! the exclamation mark! will fit in with most of your S/S sentences and will still work going through to your A/W statements and propositions wardrobe. Ex question mark wearer and general club-kid Que! says, "It's ALL! about using them where PEOPLE! don't EXPECT!, I mean they're SO! right NOW! that you CAN'T! really go wrong JA!" 

As if to illustrate the extent of the trend Vice! and Dazed! and Confused! magazine have recently announced that they have added an exclamation mark to their titles however nothing compares to the feverish debate happening at all the parties about whether Vogue is going to become VOGUE!! just keep it ssh! OK!

The Weather 29/8/08

Its Shit. 

And..?  

Stop rocking Ski

We're done with this shit Ski wear thing. Yeah Winter's coming but how many Ski helmet / New Era modifications does Shoreditch really need?

Gash Crew UK Aug 08

                                        GASHBACK

Here's another pic showing the Gash crew's sociopolitical art around the UK (this time in Cornwall). Kudos. Keep them coming..

Colour Inspiration

This is literally all you should be wearing for the next week at least.

Oh and if you haven't already noticed the clown in this picture is bjorn2 of the ridiculously amazing German minimal noisecore group - Ein, Zwei, Drei. -if you can find them then download them.