The potential Cold War with Russia is the biggest thing to hit the catwalks since SARS.
Spastique Caught up with fashion forecaster and general communist bastard Vladislav Solovyov in Moscow to interrogate him fully.
SM: So Vladi, what's this Cold War trend your predicting all about then?
VV: Well all the club kids in Moscow have started taking polonium 210 in order to fuck themselves up.
SM: Can't that kill you or something?
VV: Nah, you western pussy! - I eat depleted uranium for breakfast.
SM: What?
VV: Yeah, Chernobyl Crunch it's a Russian breakfast favorite.
SM: So what does Polonium 210 do then?
VV: It just helps you to look cool - Like a punk - Like a cracked out bald punk with radiation poisoning.
SM: Sounds good, you know that cracked out punks is an up and coming look for SS 09?
VV: Yes, That's what I've just told you.
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