Tinsletown is buzzing with the recent revelation of coming MAJOR BLOCKBUSTER remakes:
SPZMG is looking forward to these two features in particular:
Rocky VII
The italian stallion is back to face his most deadly nemesis ever - Alzheimers. Will he prevail?
Saw XII
Jigsaw's rotting remains are dug up and sewn back together in graphic HD 3-D by his demented son, then re-animated via spinal grafted animatron robotics so that his unconscious cadaver can go around slowly jabbing flesh eating virus carrying fetuses down the orapheses of innocent teenage grils in this 5 hour epic. The Daily Star calls it "Spine Tingling".
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