Change we can hop on and off of

Boris Johnson has released his Policy plans for London in 2010

They include:

* The Speed on Speed cameras to be dramatically increased.
* Roads at all Cross junctions to be painted red to form st. Georges cross. (Signs erected to explain this is not racist).
* Routemaster Buses are finally to be re-instated after adding "360degree hop-on-potential technology".
* Pubs lawfully obliged to serve English roast Beef.
* Pubs opening hour to be constricted to "work closing hour".
* All Tubes to have gyms installed.
* The design team of the bendy bus to be tried at the tower of London for murder of large number of cyclists (figure pending but immense).
* Hansom Cabs to be re-instated using ex show royal carraigehorses and unemployed Beefeaters as chauffeurs:
* Deficit created by the hansom budget to be covered by scrapping illness, which will unburden the NHS.
* More youths to be arrested.
* Arts and Culture's output to be increased and diversity by handing over the control and budget responsibility to the general public (buskers to be arrested if not licenced by telephone vote in).

"Cutting edge traditional bus and pub technology, philosophy and ethics for a 21st Century of strident excellence".